Things My Mother Taught Me (1人在浏览)

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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You'd better pray that will come out of carpet."

My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why!"

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks s if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me HOMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

 

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It seems like you remembered whatever your "mother" told you. Although there are a little maliciously, actually there are practical and meaningful.

 

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It is precisely the fake malice that refracts the love to my mother ------ my perfect fan.

 

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Sometimes, it's necessary to say somthings like these to stop people going to the wrong direction, or otherwise.
The name "mother" at here is the "society". Mommy just wants you to be a good boy/girl and be a successful person. It's the whole society makes you think what is right, what is wrong, what is acceptable, what is not, what you can or can't do. It's common sense that mother is always right. So whatever you think if the way is good and correct, you think of your mother.

 

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So, the mom here could represent many things...

 

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QUOTE(mask @ 2005年06月10日 Friday, 09:29 PM)
So, the mom here could represent many things...

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"Mom" at here is not necessary represent many things. She represents one thing which is "justice". She points you to a good attitude and behave in the society. Everything must be a positive one.