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3岁时特喜欢车,一次玩遥控车,不料・・・・・・
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4岁时,终于骑上了摩托,我那个高兴啊
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5岁时,上幼儿园的时候,却坐上这种车・・・・・郁闷
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6岁时,我第一次坐新型乌龟车
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到7岁了,觉得乌龟车太慢,自己发明了一种火箭车,让我家的狗狗试一下先・・・・・・
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8岁时,我骑上的宝马牌自行车
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9岁时逛街,看到交警叔叔的坐骑,很羡慕,也想自己有一个・・・・・・
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在我10岁时,家人带我到挪威森林玩,于是,这种驼鸟车也成了我的坐骑
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我有个毛病经常超速行驶,妈的,被交警罚款,出火
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11--12岁,由于驾龄够长,且技术好,我先后开了两种车
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结果还跑不过这种车,真想一头把他的屁股撞飞
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13岁时候,青春期到了,结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM
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14――17岁,是我的发明创作期,期间我的主要发明有・・・・・・
(1)倒立自行车
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(2)滑动的高跟鞋
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(3)老牛鼻子照明汽车
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(4)实用型导弹车Ⅰ型
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(5)实用型导弹车Ⅱ型
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(6)在对女性有了较初步的了解后,又发明了几款车型・・・・・・
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18岁了,同众多美女一道赛车,却落在了后面
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19岁时,为了继续加强开车技术,天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练
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20岁时,发生了一次以外车祸,幸亏人没事
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于是决定还是骑自行车,却又怕人偷,于是・・・・・・
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21岁,乘坐泰坦你克号,,几个主角见了上帝,我却没事
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22岁参军,一开始的坐骑――威力坦克!!
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后来开坦克型战斗汽车
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23岁复员后,参与了换猪格格的演出,陪皇帝出巡
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演出后,有了钱,办了一个个性牌照
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于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场
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24岁时,访问去阿连酋旅游时,导游说要入乡随俗,所以一生第一次坐加长林肯
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25岁时,终于拥有了一辆大奔,由于不熟,妈的,出了事・・・・・・
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大奔出事后,就决定开保时捷
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26岁时,参加了基地组织,拉登培养我开战斗机
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我回赠拉登一辆自己发明的新星摩托,他爽极了
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27岁时,本领终于派上用场,干了一件大事,且成为唯一幸存者・・・・・・
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这是我的威力与杰作
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后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿导弹
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在运送基地的路上,遇见这事・・・・・・
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虽然失败了,但是还是比老对手强
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28岁--一切战事平静后,回家玩碰碰车,无意间看到了・・・・・・
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29--39岁为了糊口,决定开公交,为避免翻车,就・・・・・・
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40--41开了一次火车,却操作错误被吊销了执照
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四个轮子的不能开了,只能开她了
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但是三个轮子的也被城管没收了,没有办法只能。。。。。。。
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42岁,经过多方面准备,终于办了一个车展,一圆自己终生的梦
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谁知,非常受欢迎,变成了全国巡展,光收门票我都发了!!也不开车了就坐坐这个出
门。。。。
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43岁至今,也就开开车购购物・・・・・・
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![764146_1069903974625.gif](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2F764146_1069903974625.gif&hash=47635e79c2f491f5ab89b27e40ca3636)
4岁时,终于骑上了摩托,我那个高兴啊
![jyw3136.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3136.jpg&hash=cb9b9f32e291733dce0c0dba327cd013)
5岁时,上幼儿园的时候,却坐上这种车・・・・・郁闷
![jyw3137.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3137.jpg&hash=57c28c25e2634ab0d5fb4545a2b5a4be)
6岁时,我第一次坐新型乌龟车
![jyw3138.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3138.jpg&hash=d34a2e0afec1f9f77e620660e1f60e92)
到7岁了,觉得乌龟车太慢,自己发明了一种火箭车,让我家的狗狗试一下先・・・・・・
![jyw3139.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3139.jpg&hash=59e2dda5fa9558b81e69356ffd06c362)
8岁时,我骑上的宝马牌自行车
![jyw3140.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3140.jpg&hash=36fde9dcba14dee07179693af09ba6fa)
9岁时逛街,看到交警叔叔的坐骑,很羡慕,也想自己有一个・・・・・・
![jyw3141.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3141.jpg&hash=6bdaf4d02df9093edf6692a1d9a444ad)
在我10岁时,家人带我到挪威森林玩,于是,这种驼鸟车也成了我的坐骑
![jyw3142.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3142.jpg&hash=cf205e3c894e128ff0f15ef1434e592c)
我有个毛病经常超速行驶,妈的,被交警罚款,出火
![jyw3143.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3143.jpg&hash=4562b6a04db63b0ad28df1c5f48d8b32)
11--12岁,由于驾龄够长,且技术好,我先后开了两种车
![jyw3144.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3144.jpg&hash=3ac708f4e416854a362dc7e6bf3963f2)
结果还跑不过这种车,真想一头把他的屁股撞飞
![jyw3146.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3146.jpg&hash=4d8a53d23f34d1b71f4418b061d56ac2)
13岁时候,青春期到了,结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM
![jyw3147.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3147.jpg&hash=448b4ec251d2357d75f44bf5e634feca)
14――17岁,是我的发明创作期,期间我的主要发明有・・・・・・
(1)倒立自行车
![jyw3148.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3148.jpg&hash=08cb5060603f8ca126edd08deaf48777)
(2)滑动的高跟鞋
![jyw3151.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3151.jpg&hash=4bcd6409e388a67fa4518f4e089a5cc1)
(3)老牛鼻子照明汽车
![jyw3152.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3152.jpg&hash=bc446ea487f871736973a4fd0e777066)
(4)实用型导弹车Ⅰ型
![jyw3153.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3153.jpg&hash=2288feb32c6fdc3edf583e932061d910)
(5)实用型导弹车Ⅱ型
![jyw3154.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3154.jpg&hash=f3817a3095f1520f6642b1119d8deb15)
(6)在对女性有了较初步的了解后,又发明了几款车型・・・・・・
![jyw3155.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3155.jpg&hash=66b35141fc70919f15ccade1ba6c2885)
![jyw3157.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3157.jpg&hash=9d6617ca5991872bf450ad685af2de34)
18岁了,同众多美女一道赛车,却落在了后面
![jyw3158.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3158.jpg&hash=49b48c55d3440d1a4df0e2d7719210cc)
19岁时,为了继续加强开车技术,天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练
![jyw3160.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3160.jpg&hash=03770e9a45ff7f9404222d23209ae5c5)
20岁时,发生了一次以外车祸,幸亏人没事
![jyw3161.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3161.jpg&hash=72a07ed212965de5983fe9dcbd9b9938)
于是决定还是骑自行车,却又怕人偷,于是・・・・・・
![jyw3162.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3162.jpg&hash=88b4148b1cc29af3a301321c3a35fc9c)
21岁,乘坐泰坦你克号,,几个主角见了上帝,我却没事
![jyw3163.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3163.jpg&hash=b6d13fc87c6820e9a761b06c25aa60b1)
22岁参军,一开始的坐骑――威力坦克!!
![jyw3165.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3165.jpg&hash=da31986318f4a66fd2e502863535edff)
后来开坦克型战斗汽车
![jyw3167.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3167.jpg&hash=528d814fd49db9cf9541eda8b6645727)
23岁复员后,参与了换猪格格的演出,陪皇帝出巡
![jyw3168.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3168.jpg&hash=da39f22c4ec9ff0db96bfd8704c92af3)
演出后,有了钱,办了一个个性牌照
![jyw3169.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3169.jpg&hash=2bb6e3ff5cb618197872881adf715679)
于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场
![jyw3171.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3171.jpg&hash=ffce5ee797161b2275aadc04cfe98916)
24岁时,访问去阿连酋旅游时,导游说要入乡随俗,所以一生第一次坐加长林肯
![jyw3172.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3172.jpg&hash=4e06c1bd6342280b1f313331db00ab33)
25岁时,终于拥有了一辆大奔,由于不熟,妈的,出了事・・・・・・
![jyw3176.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3176.jpg&hash=56ff448dcb16d33124517b098c4778aa)
大奔出事后,就决定开保时捷
![jyw3178.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3178.jpg&hash=121b9e0cff8c35d652a814a2e797fe9b)
26岁时,参加了基地组织,拉登培养我开战斗机
![jyw3179.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3179.jpg&hash=630b9e05a3eb48121f3ef96e490cecab)
我回赠拉登一辆自己发明的新星摩托,他爽极了
![jyw3180.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3180.jpg&hash=6870e78b6153d90aa75516af1e3f54d2)
27岁时,本领终于派上用场,干了一件大事,且成为唯一幸存者・・・・・・
![764146_1069905289734.gif](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2F764146_1069905289734.gif&hash=ca004da2131e0e99b7e07ce97a80a4f1)
这是我的威力与杰作
![jyw3181.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3181.jpg&hash=49c43ca42475f4508d02380c51fd0d93)
后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿导弹
![jyw3182.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3182.jpg&hash=b3c1f394027e713121b1c39814be4210)
在运送基地的路上,遇见这事・・・・・・
![jyw3183.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3183.jpg&hash=43fc759e56e267722d811fabc188edd2)
虽然失败了,但是还是比老对手强
![jyw3184.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3184.jpg&hash=81e27e4cc4988308c47e36ceef0bd795)
28岁--一切战事平静后,回家玩碰碰车,无意间看到了・・・・・・
![jyw3185.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3185.jpg&hash=0fc24c110ed05fb79efaef5df27daba5)
29--39岁为了糊口,决定开公交,为避免翻车,就・・・・・・
![jyw3186.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3186.jpg&hash=55cc107df0b4b52cac1eb83f569731b5)
40--41开了一次火车,却操作错误被吊销了执照
![jyw3187.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3187.jpg&hash=de25e7993c15dbd41aaa7d66ca8e4a18)
四个轮子的不能开了,只能开她了
![jyw3188.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3188.jpg&hash=20a9e9189a5f7eff64fd1953da5af1c4)
但是三个轮子的也被城管没收了,没有办法只能。。。。。。。
![jyw3189.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3189.jpg&hash=a2ed7d2cff8967a5399eb8d1e3e0bf76)
42岁,经过多方面准备,终于办了一个车展,一圆自己终生的梦
![jyw3190.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3190.jpg&hash=bd64b1831f543a6a797b0ddef047d2a1)
谁知,非常受欢迎,变成了全国巡展,光收门票我都发了!!也不开车了就坐坐这个出
门。。。。
![jyw3191.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3191.jpg&hash=dcdb41ae1bc31a746f297c8f451fd2c0)
43岁至今,也就开开车购购物・・・・・・
![jyw3192.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3192.jpg&hash=e5ea127fcaf50f8824087d2dd178a78a)