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一个男人坐骑的变化
1...2岁的车型,爸爸当司机
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3岁时特喜欢车,一次玩遥控车,不料.....
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4岁时,终于骑上了摩托,我那个高兴啊
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5岁时,上幼儿园的时候,却坐上这种车?????郁闷
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6时,我第一次坐新型乌龟车
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到7岁了,觉得乌龟车太慢,自己发明了一种火箭车,让我家的狗狗试一下先....
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8岁时,我骑上的宝马牌自行车
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9岁时逛街,看到交警叔叔的坐骑,很羡慕,也想自己有一个??????
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在我10岁时,家人带我到挪威森林玩,于是,这种驼鸟车也成了我的坐骑
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我有个毛病经常超速行驶,妈的,被交警罚款,老火
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11--12岁,由于驾龄够长,且技术好,我先后开了两种车
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结果还跑不过这种车,真想一头把他的屁股撞飞
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13岁时候,青春期到了,结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM
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在对女性有了较初步的了解后,发明了几款车型
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18岁了,同众多美女一道赛车,却落在了后面
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19岁时,为了继续加强开车技术,天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练
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20岁时,发生了一次以外车祸,幸亏人没事
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于是决定还是骑自行车,却又怕人偷,于是....
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22岁参军,一开始的坐骑??威力坦克!!
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后来开坦克型战斗汽车
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23岁复员后,参与了换猪格格的演出,陪皇帝出巡
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演出后,有了钱,办了一个个性牌照
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1...2岁的车型,爸爸当司机
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3135.jpg&hash=e20abc6ab978515f41fc4d93335421aa)
3岁时特喜欢车,一次玩遥控车,不料.....
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2F764146_1069903974625.gif&hash=47635e79c2f491f5ab89b27e40ca3636)
4岁时,终于骑上了摩托,我那个高兴啊
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5岁时,上幼儿园的时候,却坐上这种车?????郁闷
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6时,我第一次坐新型乌龟车
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到7岁了,觉得乌龟车太慢,自己发明了一种火箭车,让我家的狗狗试一下先....
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3139.jpg&hash=59e2dda5fa9558b81e69356ffd06c362)
8岁时,我骑上的宝马牌自行车
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9岁时逛街,看到交警叔叔的坐骑,很羡慕,也想自己有一个??????
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3141.jpg&hash=6bdaf4d02df9093edf6692a1d9a444ad)
在我10岁时,家人带我到挪威森林玩,于是,这种驼鸟车也成了我的坐骑
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3142.jpg&hash=cf205e3c894e128ff0f15ef1434e592c)
我有个毛病经常超速行驶,妈的,被交警罚款,老火
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3143.jpg&hash=4562b6a04db63b0ad28df1c5f48d8b32)
11--12岁,由于驾龄够长,且技术好,我先后开了两种车
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3144.jpg&hash=3ac708f4e416854a362dc7e6bf3963f2)
结果还跑不过这种车,真想一头把他的屁股撞飞
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3146.jpg&hash=4d8a53d23f34d1b71f4418b061d56ac2)
13岁时候,青春期到了,结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3147.jpg&hash=448b4ec251d2357d75f44bf5e634feca)
在对女性有了较初步的了解后,发明了几款车型
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3155.jpg&hash=66b35141fc70919f15ccade1ba6c2885)
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18岁了,同众多美女一道赛车,却落在了后面
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3158.jpg&hash=49b48c55d3440d1a4df0e2d7719210cc)
19岁时,为了继续加强开车技术,天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3160.jpg&hash=03770e9a45ff7f9404222d23209ae5c5)
20岁时,发生了一次以外车祸,幸亏人没事
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3161.jpg&hash=72a07ed212965de5983fe9dcbd9b9938)
于是决定还是骑自行车,却又怕人偷,于是....
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22岁参军,一开始的坐骑??威力坦克!!
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3165.jpg&hash=da31986318f4a66fd2e502863535edff)
后来开坦克型战斗汽车
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23岁复员后,参与了换猪格格的演出,陪皇帝出巡
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3168.jpg&hash=da39f22c4ec9ff0db96bfd8704c92af3)
演出后,有了钱,办了一个个性牌照
![](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fjoke.tom.com%2Fimg%2Fassets%2F1%2Fjyw3169.jpg&hash=2bb6e3ff5cb618197872881adf715679)