星爷的一生 (1人在浏览)

[足球教父]

星爷的一生


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就这样他进了宫
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第一个任务就是参加了2002世界杯
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只踢了3分钟就受伤下场
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因他受伤后输了球.被皇上扁去当乞丐
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但他觉得乞丐不适合他.就告别他的女友去排戏
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扮演神一般的角色只是他的梦想
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工夫不负有心人.终于有个导演找他谈话

 

[足球教父]

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这个导演很豪爽.先请他吃了一顿好的
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但是导演却要他买的单
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星爷终于爆发了
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第一部戏的角色很难挑战.因为不是个人
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戏的内容不错.好像是4个男人和一匹马的故事
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他因此而一炮走红.连卖水的都找他拍广告
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记者说他老是假清纯
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其实他走的是性格路线
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性感路线都得走
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动作片也难不到他
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曾经是国家队的主力
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什么职业没做过.乞丐都做了半年
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丰富的职业经验注定了他一路星光灿烂
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但就在他成名的时候.打劫的也找上他了
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但是他还是认出了她.曾经青梅竹马的阿霞
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这婆娘死活要嫁给他
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迫于社会舆论之下.只得和她结婚并说了段现在人们津津乐道的谎言
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可是他心里还有许多女人.比如说她
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还有秋香姐
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还有他献出他初吻的那个女人
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最后.拍张照片纪念一下.笑灿烂点

在这里祝愿星爷能够开开心心的.多拍点无厘头的搞笑剧.

 

[kennylee]

很卵啊

 

[小媚呀~`]

顶他

 

[jansen]

哈哈哈``````

好哈``

 

[狐狸]

呵呵~~
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