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贪官:龙年我们俩比“龙语”,由于大家旗鼓相当,打了个平手。蛇年将至,我们再来个比“蛇语”,看看鹿死谁手,敢吗?
清官:当然敢啦!谁怕谁!尽管放马过来!
贪官:那就接招吧!有遗传,我蛇头鼠眼;没爱心,我蛇蝎心肠;签大名,我画蛇添足 ;干工作,我虎头蛇尾;贪公款,我鲸吞蛇噬;结死党,我蛇鼠一窝;怕株连,我蝮蛇螫手;收贿赂,我人心不足蛇吞象……
清官:果然厉害!看我出招吧!练书法,我笔走龙蛇;;反腐败,我打蛇打七寸 ;挖贪官,我拨草寻蛇;查腐案,我握蛇骑虎;看官场,我龙屈蛇伸;拒拍马,我斗折蛇行;调异地,我强龙不压地头蛇;遭报复,我一年被蛇咬,十年怕井绳……
贪官:果然也厉害!佩服佩服!马年我们再战吧!
清官:好!一言既出,驷马难追!
清官:当然敢啦!谁怕谁!尽管放马过来!
贪官:那就接招吧!有遗传,我蛇头鼠眼;没爱心,我蛇蝎心肠;签大名,我画蛇添足 ;干工作,我虎头蛇尾;贪公款,我鲸吞蛇噬;结死党,我蛇鼠一窝;怕株连,我蝮蛇螫手;收贿赂,我人心不足蛇吞象……
清官:果然厉害!看我出招吧!练书法,我笔走龙蛇;;反腐败,我打蛇打七寸 ;挖贪官,我拨草寻蛇;查腐案,我握蛇骑虎;看官场,我龙屈蛇伸;拒拍马,我斗折蛇行;调异地,我强龙不压地头蛇;遭报复,我一年被蛇咬,十年怕井绳……
贪官:果然也厉害!佩服佩服!马年我们再战吧!
清官:好!一言既出,驷马难追!
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